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New Baby Scores Extra Fingers and Toes

Posted by Jen Chaney

We're supposed to wish for a healthy child with 10 working fingers and 10 working toes. But a family in San Francisco got something even better: A healthy child with 12 working fingers and 12 more working toes.

Kamani Hubbard was born a few weeks ago with polydactyly, a condition that means he's got some extra digits. And according to this story on www.ktvu.com, no one even noticed right away. That's a good thing, since it means the kid can reap all the benefits of having extra fingers and toes without blatantly looking like a freak show.

And just what would those benefits be?

For starters, he's going to kick everyone's butt at Guitar Hero! No, seriously, a doctor at St. Luke's, where Kamani was born, marvels at the potential skills the child could develop, including being a skilled pianist or guitarist. Other things he could be particularly good at:

-- Pitching, since having those extra fingers could help to put some added spin on the ball. (Worth noting: Antonio Alfonseca, a pitcher for the Florida Marlins, also has polydactyly.)

--Typing. And, on a related note, possibly texting.

--Remembering things -- extras fingers and toes mean more places on which to tie reminder-strings! You know, assuming that anyone still does that, as opposed to just sending themselves an e-mail alert.

--Massage therapist: More fingers = extra capacity to knead sore muscles.

--Cheating at math: He can take adding with his hands and feet to a whole other level.

--Inventing new obscene gestures: With six fingers to work with, there is no telling how many ways he can potentially flip people off.

No matter what the little guy decides to do or become, the important thing is that he's healthy. I would advise his parents to start babyproofing ASAP, if they haven't already. The odds that he could stick his finger into an open socket? Seems like they might be a bit higher than the average.

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Comments

 

ggsmama said:

1) it's really not as uncommon as you make it out to be. most people choose to get the extra digit removed, but whatever.

2) if no one really notices right away, do we really need you to write a blog about it making it into a big deal? i know you are glad he doesn't "blatantly look like a freak show"- when is a child ever a freak show? jesus. get over yourself. differences happen.

February 1, 2009 3:04 PM
 

Sue said:

Oh man, I could so use extra digits for the math thing. I think I LOL'd for real at that one.

February 1, 2009 4:25 PM
 

JeanneSager said:

I wonder if he'll have better balance with the extra toes too!

February 1, 2009 5:37 PM
 

Sarah said:

ggsmama-

Take a breath and use your self-righteous indignation on something a little more important.

February 1, 2009 7:17 PM
 

ggsmama said:

Right Sarah, because making fun of a child with differences is totally unimportant.

February 1, 2009 7:58 PM
 

leahsmom said:

That's really interesting - I had always assumed that extra digits wouldn't work, but it's very neat that these ones do! I hope this little guy doesn't suffer too much torment growing up - it is always hard to be different.

February 2, 2009 9:31 AM
 

Kelly said:

Keep it classy Strollerderby keep it classy.

February 2, 2009 2:16 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

But is it six and six or 5 and 7?!

February 2, 2009 8:52 PM

About Jen Chaney

Jen Chaney is the movies editor and a DVD columnist for washingtonpost.com. Her byline has appeared in The Washington Post, People magazine, USA Today and the Utne Reader as well as various other newspapers around the country. She is the mother of a one-year-old boy, who has not yet learned the word Xanadu. But he will. Trust us, he will.

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