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Caylee Anthony Doll, the Worst Toy Idea Ever

Can you imagine buying a doll of a slain toddler you’ve never met for your child? Well, a Florida company whose humanity has clearly been entirely eclipsed by dollar signs hopes the blond-haired Caylee Sunshine doll (only $29.99!) will be a great addition to your child’s American Girl dolls and teddy bears.

One can only imagine the pain Caylee’s grandparents have been in over the last year, due not only to the horrific tragedy of Caylee’s death, but to the ubiquitous sensationalist news coverage of it. It’s terrible enough to know that perfect strangers are getting some morbid enjoyment out of reading about the greatest tragedy of your life, but then to find out that perfect strangers are seeking to make a cheap buck out of it? I can’t even fathom the outrage Caylee’s grandparents must be experiencing.

According to their lawyer, the company never sought approval from Caylee’s family before going on a media blitz about the new doll. Fortunately, an outraged public has sufficiently spoken out against the shockingly ill-conceived Caylee doll that the manufacturer, Showbiz Productions, had no choice but to listen. They have decided to hold off putting the doll on the market.

In the meantime, they are sure to come up with other shockingly ill-conceived merchandise.

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Comments

 

janey said:

That is beyond disgusting.

January 28, 2009 2:37 PM
 

Sheri said:

Years???  Caylee went missing in June/July of last year.  

Bad taste, definitely.  But I'm willing to bet Casey would be all over that.

January 28, 2009 3:43 PM
 

maeby said:

why did they give her blonde hair and blue eyes? she has brown hair and hazel eyes.

January 28, 2009 5:02 PM
 

Sue said:

Maeby, I think it's the same reason that Ty said their new Malia and Sasha dolls weren't named after the president's daughters. Then they'd probably have to pay royalties or something. Glad to hear the Caylee doll has been shelved and let's hope it stays that way!

January 28, 2009 6:22 PM

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Hannah Tennant-Moore is a Brooklyn-based freelance writer whose work has appeared or is forthcoming in Best Buddhist Writing (2008); The Sun; Guantanamo: Inside the Prison, Outside the Law; Tricycle; Turning Wheel (as the winner of the Young Writers Award); and elsewhere.

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