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VIDEO: I Kissed a Pig (And I Liked It)

Posted by Brett Singer

This kid really likes that pig. That's some kiss.

C'mere baby... Toddler giving a pig a serious kiss

I feel a song coming on…

I kissed a pig / And I liked it! / Tasted just like / a B L T
I kissed a pig / And I liked it! / Hope my friends don't / make fun of me…

UPDATE:

Actually, here's the song, along with a video:



I think it's gonna be a big, big hit.

The follow-up shows what might happen if they grow up, get married, and have children of their own.

If the human and the pig breed, this could be the result.

I think that’s still illegal in most states, however. But now that a Democrat will be President, it'll be Sodom and Gomorrah before we know it. So perhaps there is hope for the happy couple.

On a semi-serious note, this is kind of gross but I think all kids do it. Not quite to this extent, however. I can't imagine either of my children getting to first base with a barnyard animal, even when they were babies. Then again, we're Jewish, and while we're not Kosher, we do tend to avoid pork. Then again, a little bacon never hurt anyone…

Source: Buzzfeed

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Comments

 

Shannon LC Cate said:

You are a sick, sick man.  You know that, right?

January 9, 2009 2:14 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

Wait until you hear the song...

January 9, 2009 2:31 PM
 

maeby said:

mmmmm fresh bacon

January 19, 2009 11:55 AM

About Brett Singer

Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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