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Protect Children: Prohibit Divorce

Posted by JeanneSager

Since Californians who voted for Prop 8 late last year to strike down the rights of gays to marry said they were doing it for the children, there's a new movement afoot to keep kids safe:

Prohibit divorces. All of them. Keep heterosexual couples from breaking the bonds of holy matrimony.

After all - the sanctity of marriage and the children were at the heart of Prop 8, right?

A petition over at the Petition Site already has seven thousand some signatures, folks who signed their names to a letter proposing that divorce be stricken from the books to "keep the interests of children and families intact."

The marriage of a man and a woman has been at the heart of society since the beginning of time and it promotes the ideal opportunity for children to be raised by a mother and a father in a family held together by the legal, communal, and spiritual bonds of marriage.  As a society we should put the best interests of children first, and those interests lie in traditional marriage.  Permitting divorce destroys marriage as we know it and causes a profound harm to society.  We should be restoring marriage, not undermining it.

Starting to sound familiar? Take out the word "divorce" and slip in "gay marriage." 

Yup, they stole the whole thing from the Prop 8 folks over at ProtectMarriage.com;  you know, the folks who warned Californians that "schools will now be required to teach students that gay marriage is the same as traditional marriage, starting with kindergarteners." (sic)

I'd love to say they won't be able to weasel out of their own words, but as the masters of twisting things to send people running scared of "the gay," I'm betting the evangelicals will have a field day with this one too. Only this time, the joke truly is on them.

Image: ThePetitionSite

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Comments

 

chochomom said:

I was really hoping you would end this post with, ha ha I fooled you.

January 14, 2009 2:07 PM
 

Treespeed said:

I have a great idea, why don't Christian Evangelicals mind their own business and their own dang families.

January 14, 2009 3:23 PM
 

Lula said:

My parents' violently dysfunctional 20+ year marriage caused a profound harm to all four of their children. I'm sure I'm not alone in this experience.

I don't like to say it this way, but these people are just effing stupid.

January 14, 2009 3:58 PM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

What a clever campaign -- too bad the morons who voted for 8 won't pick up on the irony.

January 14, 2009 4:15 PM
 

Cat said:

   "In Germany, they came first for the Communists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist;

   And then they came for the trade unionists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist;

   And then they came for the Jews, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew;

   And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time there was no one left to speak up."

Prop 8 wasn't about gay marriage as much as it was about one group of AMERICANS trying to hold down another group of AMERICANS.  If you are not gay and didn't pay attention to this issue or worse voted for Prop Hate then I guess it's just a matter of time.......

January 14, 2009 7:03 PM
 

Tina said:

Well I bet it would make people think a little harder before committing to marriage and prevent some dysfunctional relationships becoming permanent.

January 15, 2009 12:13 PM
 

Manjari said:

I think some people are missing the point. This petition was created to highlight the injustice of Prop 8 and point out that not all children of straight parents grow up with the "ideal" 2 parent family. It's not a genuine attempt to prohibit divorce.

January 15, 2009 2:27 PM

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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