C’mon, don’t act shocked. Have you seen Barbie? The slut can’t
keep her clothes on. Only a sexual deviant could mastermind such a lascivious little
hussy.
According to "Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of
Mattel," Jack Ryan, Barbie's designer, was a "full-blown
seventies-style swinger" with "a manic need for sexual
gratification."
In the book, a friend of Ryan’s divulges, "When Jack
talked about creating Barbie ... it was like listening to somebody talk about a
sexual episode, almost like listening to a sexual pervert." Ryan
reportedly patronized "high-class call girls to streetwalkers,"
including a "very thin and child-like" hooker.
Why is it we always hear about the creators of children’s’
entertainment engaging in sexual deviancy? Everybody’s familiar with the urban
legends behind Disney’s allegedly perverted animators. And who can forget Pee
Wee Herman’s night at the theater? (Years later police found an extensive child
pornography collection in Pee Wee’s house) Can you remember other examples of
people in children’s entertainment whose nasty deeds were revealed?
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