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5 Nature Facts Kids' Authors Should Tattoo on their Forearms

Posted by Miriam Axel-Lute

It's not just the creationists and global warming deniers who make us an anti-science society. It's also lazy children's book authors, editors, fact-checkers, and reviewers. The very popular Rachel Isadora can't tell a french horn from a tuba. Even the venerable Richard Scarry depicts corn growing from an already cooked seed and bread being baked before it has risen. It drives me crazy.

Now, before you call me a killjoy, I don’t mean that I have a problem with fantasy and surreality. I love it. The goofier the better. Animals talking, kids flying or shrinking, toys coming alive . . . great. I'm not complaining about Richard Scarry's five-seater pencil car.

But it's generally clear when books are striving to be basically realistic, even educational. You know the type: books about where rainbows come from, or things you see on a fall walk, or world animals. It's when most things are right that the glaring errors bug me. The least we could do, I figure, is not actively teach kids things they’ll have to unlearn later if they ever manage to study biology or ecology. (Cultural errors and biases get into a whole other can of worms.)

Here are five sets of nature facts that children’s book authors (and illustrators and editors) seem to get wrong over and over and over:

(1)   Lions, tigers, bears, and kangaroos don’t live side by side anywhere other than a zoo. Neither do polar bears and penguins. This one is at least as old as Dorothy chanting “Lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my!” and as pervasive as the Wicked Witch’s all-seeing eye. It's so common that plenty of well-educated adults would have to pause and ask themselves where exactly tigers do live and whether Africa has bears.

(2)  Bluebirds are not blue from head to toe (and similar confusions). The only bird on this continent that’s blue all over is an indigo bunting. Bluebirds have chestnut chests and white rumps. (Or, for you West Coasters, they're just white underneath.) Also, no adult duck is yellow with an orange beak and seals don’t bark or have whiskers ears (that's sea lions). Field guides, anyone? Or even Google images?

(3) Birds make nests for laying eggs, not for sleeping in. And they don’t build them in the fall.

(4) Bulls never have udders. Several people have told me it drives them round the bend to see an animal with a prominent set of mammary glands going by the pronoun “he.”

(5) The moon is not always/only out at night. I realize that the phases of the moon get a little esoteric, and I can never myself keep straight how to tell at a glance whether that’s a waxing halfmoon or a waning one. But I find it to be strangely symbolic of our penchant for simplifying the facts out of everything that we take a heavenly body that appears during the day half the time and during the night half the time (often then not rising until well after sunset) and persist in pairing them as opposites. (Illustrators also manage to never make the sun or moon rise or set, but just hang in the same part of the sky as a day or night progresses, and the moon stays in the same phase as weeks go by.)

I'm sure there are dozens more, many of which I don't even know enough to catch. (Bruce McMillan, author of nonfiction kids books, says there are tons, and it makes him at least as cranky as it makes me.)

What bloopers get under your skin?

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Comments

 

Spiff said:

What bothers me is The Very Hungry Caterpillar...caterpillars that turn into butterflies make a chrysalis, NOT a cocoon!

December 31, 2008 1:15 PM
 

Alice said:

It is things like this that makes me glad I home school now. I get to check all of those facts before they are drilled into their heads.  You would not believe the things I have seen in my kids books from school.  Things like Tigers in Africa, penguins at the north pole or my least favorite, the Chinese Panda that recites Japanese Haiku!  I hate those books!  My Chinese born daughter hates them too.

December 31, 2008 1:24 PM
 

Treespeed said:

For me it's Polar Bears that are friends with Seals, can you say "lunch," This happens in a ton of books. I'm also amazed at all of the woodwork in the homes of animals with no opposable thumbs.

But I think the thing that tans my hide the most is how incompetent most Dads are portrayed. From Berenstein Bears to Knufflebunny Dads are mostly seen as comic relief. It gets a bit tired.

December 31, 2008 2:14 PM
 

voiceofreason said:

And Curious George is not a monkey! (So glad it's not just us being driven nuts by this.)

December 31, 2008 2:44 PM
 

Dewi said:

I like the can of worms you opened.

Can we please put the blame where it belongs, on the horrible Disneyfication of the natural world. It has trickled down to everything.

December 31, 2008 2:54 PM
 

Laura said:

I have a bigger problem with sociological stuff (incompetent fathers, children portrayed as smarter than their parents, over sexualized young children.) That kind of stuff affects a child later in life, especially since it's EVERYWHERE. TV, movies, books, action figures.. ugh.

But as far as mistakes about science, that stuff is easy to debunk. More importantly, I expect to raise kids smart enough to fact check.

December 31, 2008 6:59 PM
 

natl enq said:

Ironically, tattoo is spelled incorrectly in the title of this post.  Methinks, "Check spelling" should also be tattooed on arms.

December 31, 2008 7:42 PM
 

LaLaLaLa said:

Nice points. That all would bother me too.

Tip about the moon phases: If it looks like a C (tipped forward, think a cup pouring out) then it's waning, if it's like a D (or even more appropriate - a pregnant belly) then it's waxing to full.

:)

December 31, 2008 8:23 PM
 

korinthia said:

My biggest pet peeve is all the ants with only four legs--even on Sesame Street!  

December 31, 2008 9:12 PM
 

Lucy said:

Someone gave my son this onesie with a big frog and a small frog sitting next to each other and it says, "Mommy and Me."  I am not sure why they can't do a tadpole and frog.  That would be way cute.  Also, I have also seen this Mommy and Me theme with lions except the mom had a mane.

December 31, 2008 9:37 PM
 

esther said:

But not all sea lions bark. Stellar sea lions roar like, well, lions.

January 1, 2009 5:13 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

Touché natl enq!

That would happen in a post like this. I wish spell checkers automatically checked post titles, but that's no excuse.

January 1, 2009 6:45 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

Spiff: I have to admit I learned the difference between a cocoon and a chrysalis from people who were annoyed by that very error in that book. Now I know!

Esther: Neat point on the Stellar sea lions.

January 2, 2009 10:47 AM
 

JeanneSager said:

I was frustrated when my daughter was a baby by the fact that animals varied in color from book to book. And by various colors, I mean hues not found in nature. How is a child supposed to learn a duck is a duck at 8 months if the first duck she sees is purple, the next a neon green?

January 2, 2009 11:19 AM
 

Madeline Holler said:

I love this ... a dorks meeting of the minds here!

Another that irks me isn't a book but a song that teaches about the colors of the rainbow ... it's BIV, singers, ROY G. *BIV* (not purple, as the lyrics to the song go).

And LaLaLaLa -- I am forever grateful for the waxing/waning lesson. Who knew?!

Keep on with the nitpicking!

January 2, 2009 2:30 PM
 

AllisonWonder said:

THANK YOU!

This stuff pisses me off all the time, and my husband says I should ignore it. OK, it probably got annoying that Christmas when I went "PFFFFFT!" and rolled my eyes every time that Coke commercial with the polar bears and penguins in it came on, but REALLY- didn't anyone during the process of making this commercial go "um, guys?..."

Same goes for children's books. Here's another one: saying a koala is a kind of bear.

January 2, 2009 2:35 PM
 

Salem said:

Yeah this annoys me too...wait...are you guys mad at the stuff or the people pointing out the stuff in children's books? The latter is what irks me...

January 2, 2009 3:22 PM
 

kristina said:

my son has a book that says hippos live on snowy mountaintops

January 2, 2009 3:29 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

Salem: Want to tell us why?

Kristina: Wow. That's one I've never seen before. Someone couldn't tell a hippo from yak?

January 2, 2009 3:35 PM
 

natl enq said:

Miriam:

While spelling errors bug me, I generally let them slide on blogs (I think the "quick post" format lends itself to normally decent spellers making typos, which is slightly different than spelling errors).

Sorry I had to point it out, it was just funny to me.  Thanks for taking it in stride!

January 2, 2009 4:04 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

natl enq: No problem. I might well have pointed it out too since it was ironic given the post, but in the same spirit. (You missed, however, that I apparently also had typed kangaroo wrong. :> Ouch.)

January 2, 2009 4:19 PM
 

Kittsono said:

We have been driven mad by "Baby Beluga," which my son naturally loves. The illustrator clearly did no research. dolphins are shown as killer whales, penguins live with polar bears, etc. But the real problem is me - I can't help but comment on all the errors as we read, which doesn't do much for the meter of the song. Publishers, pity the nerds!!

January 2, 2009 8:37 PM
 

linny_mama said:

My daughter's teacher has come up with a game for the kids in her class related to this...if they find an error on something she wrote or in a text book they get a free homework pass (1 assignment 1 night).  Not sure if it is a good thing or not but my darling kid almost never has to do homework anymore. As a data analyst I've taught her to question everything and only accept it if you can prove it.

January 4, 2009 8:14 PM
 

gretchen said:

i agree the moon and sun are not opposites but they are enduring symbols of day and night so it isn't important in a childrens' story to have the phases of the moon correctly illustrated or that we see also see the moon during the day.  think of harold, with the moon following him on his walk.  is the point really that the moon would be in a different part of the sky as he continued his walk?  i know you are talking about books which are meant to be more realistic than harold but still, unless it is a book about the phases of the moon, it just doesn't seem to matter.

January 4, 2009 8:26 PM
 

Cynthia said:

-- Anyone notice how the butterfly at the end of The Very Hungry Caterpillar has it's wings upside-down? My husband noticed this from across the room. Kinda ruined it for me :(

-- However, many frog species DO have baby frogs, not tadpoles -- "Several hundred frog species in adaptive radiations (e.g., Eleutherodactylus, the Pacific Platymantines, the Australo-Papuan microhylids, and many other tropical frogs), however, do not need any water for breeding in the wild. They reproduce via direct development, an ecological and evolutionary adaptation that has allowed them to be completely independent from free-standing water. Almost all of these frogs live in wet tropical rainforests and their eggs hatch directly into miniature versions of the adult, passing through the tadpole stage within the egg."

-- I agree more (loving) fathers in books would be wonderful!

-- Isn't it funny how we adults have learned these conventions for symbols of "ducks", "moose" etc. that look nothing like the real animal? The moose on my kids pj's are pretty funny...

-- In terms of teaching kids science, what really matters isn't "chrysalis" vs. "cocoon", but teaching an open-minded approach of questioning and experimenting. HA! What children's book gets anywhere near THAT???

January 4, 2009 10:29 PM
 

April Sayre said:

Loved this post because I try hard to make all my books scientifically correct. I have the additional problem of knowing lots of birds, frogs, and insects by their calls. So when movies and television shows use the wrong creature in the wrong habitat, it shakes me right out of the story. (I recognize most of the calls used in the show LOST because I have heard them in the rain forests of Panama!)

That said, I don't mind giving a fair bit of license to writers who are clearly working in fictional realms. I'm sorry, but once the creatures start to talk, I don't demand everything be like real life.

My books are narratives (use suspense and story form) but the creatures do not talk, wear clothes, or play table tennis unless they do that in the real world. (Although in my chant books, all my text is nonfiction, whereas the illustrations are hilariously fictional.)

I did just read a fantasy book, Melting Stones, by Tamora Pierce. It takes magic into realms of geophysics and volcanoes. It's delicious in the way it delves into science and imagination.

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January 5, 2009 2:44 PM
 

Kathy Isaacs said:

Hooray for the noticers! and thanks for the note to Childlit which led me to this page.

A student once told me that a waxing moon is bright on the right.  Thanks to the rhyme, I've never forgotten that - though the right is pretty much the bottom in the winter in my part of the world.

January 5, 2009 3:38 PM
 

Robin Tell said:

April -- I always think of J.R.R. Tolkien's comment that despite the range and frequency of magical events in his books, "a mile is a mile."  Things are realistic, and painstakingly so, except where magical events are specifically operating on them.

That's not a dogma I'm endorsing so much as one particular level an author can choose; others will choose a dreamy, irrational "magic realism" wherein whimsy rules, others may be as realistic as they can.  Point is, it's not all or nothing.  Some books draw all the animals in day-glo colors bearing no relation to the real appearance of the animal.  I can adapt to that as I read, and I think kids can too.  Others will draw fairly realistic animals who wear clothes and attend weddings across species; many personify some animals but not others.  I like to know where I stand for the length of a given story, but there are many degrees of realism.  And I'll nitpick more with a story that seems to think of itself as realistic.

But even if things are fanciful, kids will still make inferences about the real world.  If lions and tigers live together in the jungle, again and again and again with few counterexamples, kids will begin to gather that the real ones also live in proximity, even while they understand the real animals don't talk.  (And they're likely to come away with the impression that lions are much bigger than tigers--Saggy Baggy Elephant, I'm looking at you.)  Some errors like that have hit such a flabbergasting rate of reiteration that it's no wonder the general populace is badly misinformed about them.  This stuff really and truly gets deep into the general tenor of science education in the US.

Incidentally, I'll have to check out your books, as an antidote!

January 6, 2009 7:20 PM
 

a said:

No whiskers on seals? Really? Exhibit A:

www.opiesoutlet.com/.../BabyHarpSeal2.jpg

(this picture can also serve as your RDA of Cute).

I'm generally with you on this, although I have to agree with the commenter who found the sociological issues more troubling.

From the perspective of cognitive and linguistic development-- I'm fascinated by the fact that children *do* easily identify real ducks, generalizing from purple and orange cartoon ducks. Children's mental models of the world are much more sophisticated than one might initially assume; kids "get" that pictures can be stylized, simplified, possibly inaccurate depictions of the real world at fairly young ages.

January 6, 2009 8:38 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

a: Oy. You're right. It wasn't whiskers that was the issue, it was ear flaps. I should tattoo "bloggers don't get external fact checkers" on my own arm. (It's also a good reminder that those who complain about errors are not always right. And I don't just mean me. :>)

January 6, 2009 11:18 PM
 

Tina said:

I loved that fact about birds not laying nests for sleeping in -- from my observations of budgies and canaries that at least those species of birds sleep standing up!

PS, about the father issue, I really liked a picture book about fathers by Tana Hoban that managed to be commendable of dads.

What really gets my ire are books that are badly plotted, written and/or illustrated (especially by celebrities) and which do not respect the literary merit that children need. Yes, libraries need to carry these books but that fact alone cannot make me like them.

January 6, 2009 11:55 PM
 

Sam said:

As a math teacher, the shape books bug me to death.  A square tipped on its side (so that the corner points down), is not a diamond.  It's still a square, Baby Einstein.  And if we're going to teach kids about other quadrilaterals, can we call the diamond its correct name - a rhombus?

January 10, 2009 11:12 PM
 

Alan Kellogg said:

Being picky here I have these two things to say.

1. Loquacious panda

Haiku recital expound

Own business his

2. Welcome to exotic India, when lions, tigers, and bears do live; though the lions and the tigers rarely have the opportunity to mix thanks to their preferred environment.

January 14, 2009 10:05 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

Alan: Cool to know that lions and tigers and bears all live in India, but my point was about habitat, as you mention, not national boundaries.

January 14, 2009 10:14 PM
 

Jane Cothron said:

What a great post--thanks. Has anyone come across the book, Boy Were We Wrong About Dinosaurs!, by Kathleen V. Kudlinski, illustrated by S.D. Schindler?  It uses examples from the history of studying dinosaurs to show how scientists have changed their ideas about how dinosaurs lived.  It's basically an introduction to scientific theory.

January 14, 2009 11:25 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

Jane: I'm putting that on my to-read list right now!

January 15, 2009 9:47 AM
 

Joann said:

I'm always amused when people critize Carle's use of cocoon instead of chrysalis in The Very Hungry Caterpillar.  I would have preferred chrysalis (which he says he would now use).  But what caterpillar eats chocolate cake, ice cream, a pickle, Swiss cheese, salami, a lollipop, cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake and watermelon all in one day?  It's meant for fun!  It's a fantasy, not a science book.

January 15, 2009 3:45 PM
 

Robin Tell said:

Maybe another angle on the it's-all-fiction-anyway argument would be to differentiate between plot details and background details?  As in, of course it's goofiness for a caterpillar to eat all this cafeteria food, but that's precisely the part of the story that kids often find compelling, and they know it sounds like an improbable lot of food--but the mention of a cocoon instead of a chrysalis is just incidental to the fact of the transformation, which is the plot point they're paying attention to.

Then again, maybe it matters also that to describe binge eating, the book doesn't have to mention any words that are likely to be new to the kids, except maybe some of the foodstuffs.  "Cocoon" is entirely likely to be appearing for the first time ever in kids' vocabularies, and they're learning facts from it in passing, only not quite the right facts.

Disclaimer: I'm 36 and thought "cocoon" and "chrysalis" were interchangeable until the past year.  I am a mere statistic in the grievous saga of modern American science education!  I cannot say for sure that there are no bears in Africa!

January 16, 2009 9:32 AM
 

Robin Tell said:

Oh, and speaking of Pandas, anybody seen Angel Bear Yoga?  A fine little vehicle for introducing hippies' children to yoga, I suppose, but right from the cover picture of a winged panda under the title "Angel Bear," it's hellbent on a campaign to drive the message PANDA EQUALS BEAR, PANDA EQUALS BEAR so deep into your kid's hippocampus that you'll never dislodge it as long as she lives.

January 16, 2009 9:58 AM
 

Tanya said:

This is something that annoys me to not end in kids movies. Ant and bee "societies" do not have males as soldiers and workers.  These creatures do not have romantic relationships.  The hero dude does not get the girl.  They are all sterile females!  I would love an accurate depiction of this in cartoon form.

January 20, 2009 8:19 PM
 

Miriam Axel-Lute said:

Tanya: Yes, I was muttering to myself recently about a board book that included a mother-daughter bee pair.

January 21, 2009 9:28 AM

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Miriam Axel-Lute is a freelance writer, editor, poet, and urban planning junkie. She lives, works, and gardens in Albany, NY, with her two partners and daughter.

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