To take heat off his decision to name a child Bronx Mowgli,
Pete Wentz recently announced he’s tasted Ashley Simpson’s breast milk.
So what did Pete think?
Unfortunately, Pete thinks Ash’s BM (not bowel movement,
people) tastes “weird” and “sour.” Thanks, Pete.
You know what; we’ve probably all done this. Usually accidentally,
I need not go into details, but you get it. We all know the taste of breast
milk. The difference is most of us aren’t a principal player in a popular emo
band and therefore have a forum of millions to share this breast milk tasting
news.
At least it was Ashley’s milk he was sampling and not someone
else’s. Is this gross? The tasting and/or the proclamation of said tasting. How
many mothers have appraised their own juice?
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