Question: What is totally lacking in any element of sexuality? Answer: A mother hiding away in her office with plastic tubes stuck to her boobs and a little vaccum pulling on her nipples. Necessary? Yup. Sexy? Are you kidding me?
An office supply giant’s security guard apparently thinks so. Now he’s facing jailtime. Gregory Mannino pled guilty to “capturing or distributing the image of an unclothed person.” I don’t feel bad for him, but I’d like to know what in the heck he was thinking.
He violated the poor woman’s privacy, any way you look at it – and for that he deserves to face the five to twenty-five years of prison time the Grand Rapids Press says a judge will get the chance to decide on come January. But come on, what did he thinking was going to happen in there? Did he really think he’d be getting a sexy peep show?
I’ve pumped before. It’s a pretty utilitarian process. Comparing it to milking a cow isn’t that far off. I’ve been in a milking parlor, and they just use bigger machines. They get a lot more too – hence the bulk tank in place of the bottle. Does replacing a giant cow’s teet with a swollen Mom’s boob make things any different?