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Suri Cruise: Most Powerful Child On The Planet

Posted by Brett Singer

I AM SURI CRUISE... AND I... HAVE... THE POWER!!!!!This is such an odd piece of news.

Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom "Who Needs Doctors When You Can Take Vitamins" Cruise and Katie "Is She Being Held Prisoner" Holmes has been declared "most influential celebrity kid". Now what is the source of this important ranking? Us Magazine perhaps? The National Enquirer?

No. Forbes magazine. Malcolm must be spinning in his grave.

What method did they use? According to MyHollywood.com, "financial investigators studied Internet presence and press clippings for more than 50 A-list offspring aged five years younger over the course of the last year…used a market research company to gauge the awareness of the kids and consumer-appeal of their celebrity parents." Suri won, with appearances in "more than 2,000 articles over the course of the year."

Here's the top ten if you're curious:

1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt
5. Sam Alexis Woods
6. Cruz Beckham
7. Matilda Rose Ledger
8. David Banda
9. Sean Preston Federline
10. Sam Sheen

By the way, I had to look up Sam Sheen (that's the offspring of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen). So I feel slightly better about myself.

I have a thought. Why would a celebrity parent want their child to get this much exposure? Is it at all possible to keep kids out of the papers when you're this famous? In the case of a Suri Cruise or any of the Jolie-Pitts, wouldn't it be safer to lay low a little bit? Or does it matter in the age of social networking, photo sharing, and MyFaceSpaceBook?

Plus, this idea of "influential" seems questionable. Would you buy something because Suri Cruise endorsed it?

She is a cute little girl though. Maybe she could do Gap ads or something.

Hi, I'm Suri. Would you buy stuff? Come on. I'm really cute.

Last thought: How would you handle this sort of thing if you were mega-famous? I'm not sure what I would do, although it's not likely to be a problem in my life. My movie career began and ended when I auditioned for "Adventures in Babysitting" in the 80's.


Source/Images: MyHollywood, Famecrawler

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Comments

 

Knitty said:

She's absolutely adorable, but you have to wonder what the effect of this level of fame is going to be, especially since it isn't a result of anything that she does but simply because of who her parents are.  It's a shame Tom and Katie aren't shielding her from the madness and allowing her to have a semi-normal childhood.

November 19, 2008 1:46 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

That was another point I meant to include - what's the likelihood that these kids grow up with anything other than a very warped view of the world? Of course, their world is very different from the one we all live in, so maybe it doesn't matter. But there are celebrities with children that you never hear much about. Tom Cruise's kids with Nicole Kidman, for example.

November 19, 2008 1:53 PM
 

Kelly said:

Ok does she always look that sad or do they just release the photos of her looking sad/lost/lonely so we think she is sad/lost/lonely.  I have never seen a not serious picture of her.

November 19, 2008 2:24 PM
 

Mary said:

Even though I think Tom Cruise is a complete wacko, I wonder if it's maybe not fair to blame him for Suri's overexposure. Remember when they kept her under wraps as a baby? The tabloids all suggested she was some sort of alien, or didn't exist, or wasn't Tom's child. T and K are damned if they do, damned if they don't -- Suri is going to be in the tabs whether she's out in public all the time or not.

November 19, 2008 2:25 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

@ Mary: you might be right. I'm not completely convinced of that, since so many celebrities kids are not featured in the various celeb mags and web sites. But they might be in another category. Still, never underestimate the publicist.

November 19, 2008 2:52 PM

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Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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