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An Answer to the Mealtime Mantra of “Chew, Chew, Chew”?

Posted by SunnyChanel

 

You know what I’m totally sick of saying at each and every mealtime? “Chew, chew, chew.” My young daughter prefers the technique of inhaling her food rather than taking the time to properly chomp, chew and savor her breakfast, lunch and dinner.

For the legions of parents in the same situation, a Japanese company has invented the Kami Kami Sensor. This item, which I spied on Jezebel.com, has a “plastic bar with an electric counter that hangs off the ears like eyeglasses and straps under a child's chin, rewarding kids by playing a song when the counter reaches one thousand.”

Jezebel does point out that is you can’t get your kid to do something simple as chewing there probably isn’t much of a chance that you can force them to wear some wack-ass contraption.  I may be sick of the mealtime mantra of the “chew, chew, chew”, but I think going the natural nagging technique is probably best. And at a price point of about $120, I think I can afford to keep saying it.

Via Jezebel


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Comments

 

Larissa said:

Tell me what is so horrible about not chewing your food a thousand times?  Less nutrient absorption, maybe a stomach ache, but really, is it worth nagging about?

I'm more concerned about the gross noises and silverware gnashing my kids do at the table.  They sound like ogres!

November 19, 2008 9:53 PM
 

Knitty said:

I'm sorry, but buying cheap plastic crap for every teeny-tiny little "problem" we parents have is NOT the answer -- it's lazy and stupid.  We need to cut back on our rampant consumption, not invent more "problems" with plastic solutions.  Arrgh!

(I'm glad you're not buying one, Sunny -- I know you have more sense than this.)

November 19, 2008 11:22 PM

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