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Morning News: Anti-Gay Church Lays Off Workers (After Spending Gobs on Prop 8)

Posted by Madeline Holler

It's the embarrassing twist of fate that makes this story so tragically comic.

Focus on the Family, the Colorado Springs-based evangelical Christian ministry and media empire, announced yesterday it would lay off more than 20 percent of its workforce due to financial difficulties. The conservative group, led by its founder and president James Dobson, is coming off a spending spree that pumped more than a half a million dollars in the California Proposition 8 campaign, a gay marriage ban.

Focus on the [very narrow definition of] Family also donated $83,000 worth of non-monetary support to get the ban passed. It was the seventh largest donor group in the nation. And now there are financial problems? Sweet Jesus, you have a sense of humor!

Speaking of Christians with a sense of humor, Mike Huckabee (remember him?) is still going after Mitt Romney in his recently released memoir/political manifesto "Do the Right Thing." Romney's spokesperson replies that Huckabee's digs are petty and beneath the former Arkansas governor.

Newt Gingrich told Bill O'Reilly he thinks all the protests against Prop 8 show "there is a gay and secular facism that wants to impose its will on the rest of us." Or have equal rights, but whatever.

Swedish health officials will no longer classify transvestitism, fetishism, fetishistic transvestism, sadomasochism, gender identity disorder in youth and multiple disorders of sexual preferences as diseases. Sweden, why always Sweden?

 

Is this a good time to transition to Bill Clinton? Anyway, he might pose a problem to Hillary getting a cabinet position. His non-profit and business dealings might pose a conflict of interest for the possible future secretary of state. It has been so hard to keep loving Bill.

More familial ties: Joe Biden might be gaming the system a bit in order to get his son appointed to his soon (but not too soon)-to-be-vacated Senate seat. Biden's apparently holding out until right before inauguration day, so that Delware's governor-elect can do what he's told and keep a Biden in Congress.

Or Biden's just being a family cave man. Researchers have found evidence of the importance of the nuclear family even way back in prehistoric times.

Are the Obama's getting close to making a school choice for the girls? Reports are they were at Georgetown Day School tossing the ball with their Secret Service agent.

A 16-year-old Japanese school girl might be the first female to play for the major leagues in that country. Apparently she's got a crazy good knuckleball. Ganbatte, Yoshida-san!

Finally, Lord help us! The atheists are organizing!

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Comments

 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

Is it me, or does the focus on the family logo look like something from the cracker barrel?

November 18, 2008 11:01 AM
 

Bunny said:

I find their name tragically ironic in that they put that much money into... insulting people's families. I mean, what do they think gay marriage does, other than put a legal stamp on families? Insanity. And now, of course, all those layoffs will hurt their employees' families. Great job, guys!

November 18, 2008 11:35 AM
 

Alice said:

Focus On The Power and Money is more like it.  Kudos to the non-believers. About time they had a lobbyist like the scores the evangelicals have had for decades.  Everyone needs to be represented.

November 18, 2008 11:38 AM
 

coolteamblt said:

They make me so embarassed to live in Colorado. I do feel bad for the families of the people that are going to be laid off because of this poor planning. There aren't that many jobs in the Springs!

November 18, 2008 12:06 PM
 

Manjari said:

Yes, that does look like the Cracker Barrel logo!

November 18, 2008 12:26 PM
 

Knitty said:

Just think of all the good that could be done if the "Christians" put all the time/money they spend trying to control the rest of us into something important... like, say, alleviating poverty.  Good thing Jesus doesn't care about stuff like that, huh?

November 18, 2008 1:09 PM
 

Madeline Holler said:

Totally looks like Cracker Barrel. And didn't Cracker Barrel hate on its gay waiters and stuff? What is it with the country font folk?

November 19, 2008 12:26 AM

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