Baby Tattoos
At some point you might think I’m just being a crank, grousing
about stuff that’s purely for novelty, a joke. But I argue that the jokes are
dumb. Case in point, baby tattoos. However, if the idea behind the joke is to
get your kid shanked in the prison yard, than it’s hilarious.
Man Boobs
Please lord save us from this product. That goes double for
the men who feel they need them.
The Daddle
Well we just got done turn your kids into animals, now it’s
dad’s turn. What dad hasn’t played horsey with his kids? Thanks to the Daddle,
you can take an innocent game and turn it into the degrading exercise it was
always meant to be. Once that kid gets the Daddle strapped to ya, you’ll never
be anything more than a pack mule to her. And hey, what about the Maddle? Can’t
mommy give dad a break?
Fortunately, the Daddle comes with a three-month supply of
Vicodin for all your impending back pain.
Baby Perfume by Hello Kitty
The perfect way to say to your child, “You stink.” What
exactly does Hello Kitty smell like, anyhow? I’m thinking it smells like unicorn
barf.
Super Creepy My Little Pony
Ever since my daughter got one of these I haven’t had a
night’s rest. I stay up all night staring at the ceiling and say to myself over
and over, “Can’t sleep, baby pony will eat me. Can’t sleep, baby pony will eat
me.”
Go to Worst Baby Products Part I
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