Yes, yes, half of us have already moved on to turkey, but there's still room for one more Halloween tale -- this one from Michigan, where an old hag refused to dole out candy to kids who supported Obama or kids whose parents supported Obama.
Nice.
At least she didn't hand out candy apples stuffed with razor blades -- but maybe she's just waiting for next year. I can only imagine the joy it's going to be to live on this woman's block. Her response to leaving kids in tears?
"Oh well."
Sadly, this appears to be a case of mistaken holidays. She apparently thought the Grinch comes out at Halloween.