Everyone knows the first rule of baby naming is, don't set your kids up to be made fun of their entire lives. Which is why we castigate celebrities for naming their kids Zuma, and Kal-El, Pilot and Apple.
But just as important as what you name each individual kid is how your kids' names sound together. One of my husband's best friends is named Randolph, his brother is named Andrew, and the parents swore they never thought their boys would be called Randy and Andy.
So, Gillian Anderson, what in God's name were you thinking when you named your new baby, born on October 15, Felix? Is it possible that neither you, nor baby daddy Mark Griffiths, has ever heard of the Odd Couple? Because Anderson's other son, who's almost two, is named - you guessed it - Oscar.
Perhaps Anderson was too busy being clever to notice. X-Files fans immediately pointed out that Felix's name is an anagram of X-File. Ooooh, spooky.