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Dudes for Palin: Vote for the Hot Chick!

It may not surprise you to learn that, according to the New York Times, “dudes” constitute Sarah Palin’s most vocal supporters. But it may disturb you to learn what these men have to say about her.

Although Palin was ostensibly chosen for her anticipated appeal to women, the former beauty contestant has (gasp!) won over far more men than women, with her initial approval ratings at 44 percent among men and 36 percent among women. (Those numbers have since dropped considerably, down to 31 percent among men.)

Even as many conservatives fault Palin for being, to put it nicely, not “serious” enough, Joe Sixpacks can’t get enough of her. One of Palin's female supporters acknowledged that Palin rallies are about “70-30, maybe 65-35, men to women.” Among the shout-outs that Palin routinely receives at her rallies are cries of, “You tell ‘em babe!” and “You rock me out, Sarah!” Some men sport “Proud to vote for a hot chick” buttons, while others carry “Dudes for Palin” signs.

Palin apparently loves the testosterone-charged rock concert atmosphere of her rallies. After entering a rally to the heading-banging tunes of AC/DC, she told the crowd, “That was kinda cool.” She has also introduced her husband as “Alaska’s First Dude.”

At least one Palin supporter interviewed by the Times admitted that he came to a Palin rally “just to look at her.” He wisely chose to remain anonymous. Let’s hope he realizes that, just as it’s embarrassing to admit to supporting a political candidate simply because of her appearance, actually voting an inexperienced, scandal-plagued woman into the White House simply because she’s “beautiful” at a time in which our country is engaged in two wars, is widely hated throughout the world, and is in the early stages of widespread economic collapse, would be an unforgivably inane decision.

Dudes, if you want to stare at hot chicks, watch Desperate Housewives.

Photo: New York Times


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Comments

 

Treespeed said:

I think "beautiful" is stretching it a bit. Though I guess I'm biased, I've always gone for the smart girls.

Seriously though, it sounds like these guys might want to talk with a therapist about their unresolved oedipal issues.

October 19, 2008 11:03 PM
 

PoliticalDad said:

If "hot" is the best she's got going for her, then I don't think the Obama campaign has to worry.

But, really, "you rock me out" ?? who says that? am I really that old and out of it?

October 20, 2008 6:56 AM
 

gabegreenberg said:

as a dues paying member of dudes international, i am shocked and awed that anyone could find Spalin attractive.  Furthermore, those glasses SCREAM prude, and her pro-life stance is tantamount to a continual cold shower.

October 20, 2008 4:46 PM

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