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Saggy Mom Boobs Get a Lift! Carry It Off with the Cleavage Caddy

Posted by JeanneSager

Do your nipples hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Have heart Mom, the baby bra size drop means you're just a better candidate to tote stuff in your tatas! Thanks to the folks at Lemondrop, I have found the seasons hot new tote - and those eco-friendly grocery bags have got nothing on this mama.

Having handed the girls over to our kids during the breastfeeding days, who knows better than Mom that we've got to put the fun in functional? The Cleavage Caddy offers extra space to stow your valuables, and maybe make Mom look boobylicious once again?

At the very least, the lace on the top of the bra insert is 100 percent sexier than the diaper bag where you're used to storing your credit card these days. At the worst? When you're reaching down to snatch some cash to pay for your coffee, you know the clerk won't be staring at the puke stain on your shoulder.

Image: Mazantri Creations

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Comments

 

k humphries said:

This is better than my granny's coin purse pinned into the cleavage of her bra.  Still has logistical issues if you are wearing a turtlekneck.

October 10, 2008 10:25 PM
 

Cher Klosner Lane said:

What the heck?? Convenience at it's finest - and any excuse  to pretty up the girls is a good one. :)

October 31, 2008 12:22 PM

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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