I am starting to think that some parents have far more vivid imaginatons than their children. 
People in Oklahoma and Pennsylvana are apparently upset about the Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo Doll. Upset? Why, are these people anti-cuddling? Concerned about cooing? No. They claim the doll utters pro-Muslim messages.
Specifically, Fox News reports that the doll says, "Islam is the light." She also says, "Satan is king." Exactly what Satan's royalty status has to do with Islam remains a mystery.
The same Fox story also quotes one incredulous Okahoma resident who says, "There's no markings on the box to indicate there's anything Islamic about this doll." Now my guess is that's because the doll really doesn't promote Islam, or at least wasn't intended to. But let's play along for a second. Under circumstances that involved better labeling (and presumes that the accusations about the doll's rhetoric are accurate), what should the packaging say? "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo Doll: She Sure Loves Allah!" Or how about "The Doll That Knows Satan Rules!"
In all seriousness, stores in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania have yanked the doll from their shelves. If there was indeed a product malfunction that makes her say things she isn't supposed to, that's may be the right move. But all this concern about "scary Islamic messages" -- not to mention the implication that celebrating the devil's awesomeness is somehow synonymous with being a Muslim -- is more than a little offensive.
Unfortunately, the manufacturer of the toy, Fisher Price, has referred calls to its parent company, Mattel. And Mattel won't comment on or clarify the doll's remarks. Meanwhile, some Cabbage Patch Kids have already tried to teach Baby Cuddle and Coo the first rule about doll club: You don't talk about Islam.
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