Somewhere, Cojo is mooing in disbelief. A Middletown, Ohio woman donned a cow costume one whole month before Halloween and chased kids around the streets before their parents called police.
After peeing on a neigbor's porch (no bathroom for this bovine) and later blocking traffic (she just wouldn't moooove) Michele Allen was picked up by police and carted off to the Middletown Municipal Court - drunk and still wearing her Guernsey get-up. Admitting she'd had a little more than milk to drink that day, Allen pled guilty on charges of disorderly conduct.
She was sentenced to one month in jail - which means she'll be let out of the cowpoke pokey just in time for the holiday.
Image: 700 WLW
Source: BoingBoing
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