The average male thinks about sex every two minutes, so it really isn’t any wonder that some men out there would fetishize and find Muppets, yes Muppets sexy. Yeah, there’s a fetish for pert near everything, but Muppets? Really? The Web Site “DoubleViking.com – Men’s Entertainment” has such heady pieces of journalism as “Bonertown Hottie of the Day” and “The Twelve Best Parades to Pick Up Hot Chicks” (and no, I am not making this up…)
It turns out that these libido laden lotharios have a thing for sticking their hands up their objects of desire…puppets! As they say themselves “The Muppets: a taboo subject to be sure. What if it was socially acceptable to take a felt-covered female in loving embrace? These would be the top 5 choices.” I’m sure you have your own list, but here is their’s.
Mahna Mahna Girl – “Maybe it’s their singing or their perfectly choreographed moves.”
Red Fraggle – “Red Fraggle is the jailbait of the bunch..”
Janice – “Most likely under the influence of many psychotropic drugs and probably reeking of patchouli oil, she is still all about Free Love”
Camilla the Chicken – “Camilla the Chicken is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded by mysterious sex appeal.”
and of course, Miss Piggy - “She will loan out those pork tenderloins for anyone with the green-backs. With that in mind, it is conceivable that for the right amount of money, you too can have yourself a night in hog heaven.
For all the detials of their lust, check out their post here.
