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What's Your Palin Name?

Posted by Amy Kuras

I have something of a confession to make: I run with Republicans. I am not one, very much so not one, but some of my best friends and very own father are red-state. Okay, maybe not such a big deal out in the big wide blogosphere, but among my lefty friends, to admit I know several Republicans and actually like them as people and even discuss politics with them is like saying I am a member of NAMBLA or something.

Of course, the discussions of Sarah Palin have been flying thick and fast, and breaking down among predictable lines (Me: She's too inexperienced! Them: But she's quippy and a mom and has been governor of a teensy state for nearly two whole years!).  But here's one thing we can agree on: Her kids' names are damn weird (okay, I'll admit to liking Piper and Willow, but I still think they are weird names, just pretty ones).

To that end, let's all get some much needed laughs out of this: The Sarah Palin Name Generator. I am Crop Schooner Palin, while my son is Gripper Carom Palin and my daughter Ladel Torque Palin. Try. Laugh.

(like you thought we could get through a day with your Daily Palin? Come on).






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Comments

 

Sara said:

Me - Ladel Torque Palin  (do I have the same name as your daughter?)

Husband - Fog Piles Palin

Son - Meat Notgay Palin

It's hard to say which one I like best.  They're all so, uh, special.  ;)

September 16, 2008 5:07 PM
 

Jennifer said:

I know that this wasn't the main point of your post but I must say that I think it's sad and pathetic that your friends can't be friends with people who have different political views. Usually liberal-minded folks like to pride themselves on being open minded.

September 16, 2008 6:12 PM
 

Lower Mitten Kitten said:

Gee Jennifer, get a sense of humor.  

September 17, 2008 8:53 AM
 

Twintown said:

I am Staff Wrench Palin.  Dh and ds are Molten Contra Palin, and dd is Clop Clutch Palin.  Funny!

September 17, 2008 10:41 AM
 

Maeby said:

I'm Tarp Lazer Palin!

September 17, 2008 3:14 PM
 

AllisonWonder said:

I'm Chap Poach Palin; my hubby is Crop Schooner Palin; and the boys are Molten Contra (Hmmm... Twintown?) and Grill Igloo.

Sweet!

September 19, 2008 3:25 PM

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