“I’m a f***in’ redneck,” so proclaims Sarah Palin’s Baby Daddy in law, Levi Johnston. The world only learned of the existence of Mr. Johnston a little over 24 hours ago, but already we’re getting a clearer picture of the man-boy. On a now offline MySpace page, Johnston added to his redneck remark his opinion on parenthood. “I live to play hockey ... I'll kick ass." Sounds like a teenager to me. However, next comes news a little distressing to Bristol. On the defunct page Johnston states, “I don’t want kids.” Now with Sarah Palin running a hard-line pro-life platform, there ain’t no way Bristol is getting rid of that baby. Congratulations to Bristol, but you have to consider how this unwed daughter looks on the ticket, especially if the daddy doesn’t want to play ball and jump into a shotgun marriage for some nice photo opps.
You might wonder if Bristol’s fate has anything to do with politics. For his part, Obama has called upon the media to keep the family out of the campaign. Fat chance. It’s a horrible spotlight for a girl to endure in this, her most private moment. One can only wonder if there will be a “first dude” of her own to stand by her and share the brunt of that attention.
Source: TMZ
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