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My name is Budweiser Bjorklund, what's yours?

Posted by Brett Singer

Maybe I'll name our daughter IkeaProving that celebrities don't have a lock on the practice of giving children names that will ensure a lifetime of ridicule, Swedish tax authorities are now allowing parents to name their kids, "after fast food chains, rock bands or their favorite brand of beer."

This had been illegal in Sweden, but Lars Tegenfeldt, clearly a genius, said, "there is nothing negative about a name like Coca-Cola or McDonald's today. In the 1970s, maybe it was."

Now, a law against naming children something idiotic seems extreme. On the other hand, what's the thought process involved in saying that there's "nothing negative about a name…like McDonald's"? Is that because they sell salads now, and offer apple slices with Happy Meals? One also wonders what prompted this ruling: a surge of parents demanding to name their children "Dr. Pepper"?

Somewhere, a Viking weeps.

Image: soindierock.blogspot.com
Source: MSNBC

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Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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