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I once had to call on a woman named Blowma Johnson.  I also had a teacher in middle school whose last name was Hiscock.  Sadly his wife was named Edith.

I was entering death certificates into a database at work one day when I came across a woman who had been named L. Chlorine [Last Name].  First of all, who gives their kid the middle name Chlorine?  Second, how bad is your first name such that you choose to go by your middle name of Chlorine?

Keep in mind that Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon lived almost four hundred years ago.  His more famous brother bore the slightly less cumbersome moniker Praise-God Barbon.  Ah, those crazy seventeenth-century English Puritans and their virtue names.

Sh*thead is an urban legend...

www.snopes.com/.../names.asp

my wife went to high school with a girl named Formica Dinnette (pronouced Four-mee-caa Dee-Net).

i also knew a girl when i was very young named Ecstasy... i vaguely remember asking her why that was her name and she told me her parents said it was because she was made in a moment of pure ecstasy...  imagine my parents faces when I asked what that meant at 6 years old.

I knew a girl named Berlin Wall.  What a name!

I know a woman named Anita Hoare.  Never name your daughter Anita because you never know who they're going to marry.

The Shithead one is true, my cousin was actually in a class with a girl named Shithead, but she pronounced it Shith-ade... though my cousin tells a very funny story about the day they had a substitute who was calling attendance...