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Condom Maker Offers $1Mil to Miley Cyrus to Sell Rubbers

Posted by Cole Gamble

Lifestyles condoms has offered 1 million dollars to Hannah Montana to rep their product in an effort to get more teens to use them. In addition to the payday, Lifestyles is also offering Miley a lifetime supply of the condoms.

Of course just the mere mention of the offer does nothing for Cyrus' attempt to get off the Brittany Spears over-sexualized image train started by those Vanity Fair back bearing photos.  She's still a Disney property, and one imagines Disney won't cotton to their top talent hawking prophylactics. Besides, isn't a million dollars to Miley Cyrus, like, her lip gloss budget?

Of course Lifestyle sis probably just trying to drum up some free advertising, which brings us to the larger question: is it a problem to market condoms to kids? Miley is fifteen; one would assume Lifestyles is aiming for that demo. Many believe even the mention of condoms with teens will encourage them to have more sex. I believe availability to condoms encourages kids to have more safe sex. Kids are gonna have sex. To think introducing them to condoms activates their sexuality, well that's like the tail wagging the horny dog. From personal experience, I can tell you, you could have given me a lifetime supple of condoms when I was a teen and it wouldn't have gotten me laid anymore than before.

What do you think, are condoms corrupting our youth, or should we be tossing them out at schools like confetti?

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Comments

 

Mom2Two said:

I think Miley would have a hard time maintaining her image if she acted as a spokeperson for condoms.  "I'm not having sex!  But if you do, use Lifestyles!"  And while I am an adult and know that many (most?) celebs don't actually use the products they get paid to advertise for, kids won't always make that connection.

However, I do think kids need to be educated.  I lost my virginity a couple of months shy of my 18th birthday and I was in the minority among my friends.  Some were having sex as young as 13 or 14.  Maybe some of those girls who ended up teen moms would have finished high school and gone to college instead had they had access to condoms.

July 29, 2008 1:36 PM
 

steffmarcusky said:

Schools need to have them to give out, but even I am just Puritanical enough not to want to market them to teens. I think Lifestyles was trying to get free publicity out of that.

July 29, 2008 2:35 PM
 

Kaz said:

Yeah, I think Miley makes $1m in about a day. The company succeeded in getting their free publicity.

July 29, 2008 8:46 PM
 

Nicole said:

I rhink it would be the best thing for her to do for her fans.  Teen pregnancy has been on the rise again recently for the first time in over two decades I believe, there is a percentage of America's youth who believe they can stop themselves from getting AIDS by drinking bleach, kids need to be taught what is and is not safe sex.  And if they schools are not teaching them, and parents aren't teaching them...maybe we do need Miley.

July 30, 2008 6:32 AM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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