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S&M Barbie

Posted by Brett Singer

BSDM Barbie - or is it?Let me take you through my reactions to this story.

Hello, what's this? S&M Barbie? The toy? The overdeveloped, underfed doll? The one dating a man with no genitals? That seems… odd. Let's take a look.

Yowza! Barbie in fishnets! F'real! All right. We had the high heels for babies. But those were supposed to be a joke (not a funny one, but still). This is just bizarre. I hate agreeing with the Christian Right, but when they say, "Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far," I'm tempted to agree.

I have to admit, though, that she sort of looks like Black Canary from DC Comics…

Wait a minute! That IS Black Canary! So it's Barbie, dressed up like Black Canary. That… still seems odd. Why would they choose her? For a non-JLA fan (that's Justice League of America, in case you are yourself one of those non-fans), she's a bit of an obscure character. Why not someone better known, like Wonder Woman? Black Canary is a blonde, I guess. Well, actually she's a brunette but she wears a wig instead of a mask… I'm sorry, did you fall asleep? OK, I'll stop geeking out.

So it's Black Canary, which makes it an action figure. But there already is a Black Canary action figure. Actually, there are several, but here's one for comparison purposes:Black Canary action figure (not the Barbie Black Canary Doll)
Source: flickr

For what it's worth (excuse me while I geek out again) Black Canary is, despite her appearance, a fairly positive female role model. She's considered one of the best hand-to-hand fighters, male or female, in the DCU (that's "DC comics Universe") and is currently the leader of the Justice League. She takes no crap, kicks major ass, and asks questions later. Barbie once said, "Math class is tough!" (source) So you could make an argument that Black Canary is a better role model than Barbie, and therefore the doll is empowering.

I don't really see the point of doing this, especially since Barbie's target audience is young girls. So while I think the Vast Christian Right Wing Conspiracy is a bit over the top, I do think it's kind of an odd choice for a Barbie doll. What's next, Big Gay Ken? Oh wait, they did that already.
Cowboy and Sailor Ken (he's super, thanks for asking!)
Source: flickr

A commenter on Boing Boing says that this is a collectible meant for an "older" audience and that young girls don't play with such things. Another commenter says "uh-uh, they totally do." (Not a direct quote.)

So there you go.

It's weird, but is it really offensive? Would you buy one of these for your daughter? Is this sexist, empowering, just a bad choice for a doll?

image: boingboing.net

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Comments

 

baconsmom said:

Even if it were S&M Barbie, what's sexist about that? Do only men enjoy non-vanilla activities?

My daughter doesn't like dolls, so I don't have to make a decision, but I don't understand what the problem with a Black Canary Barbie is. If you're okay with Barbies and with the fact that comic book heroines are usually scantily-clad, given the main audience for comics, is there any problem with this?

If people want to raise a ruckus about sexy dolls for kids, they should perhaps focus on Bratz, which, so far as I can tell, are just little hookers who have no identities nor worth beyond what's between their legs. That's a bigger problem, IMO, because instead of Barbie's rather holistic tartiness - that is, she's sexy AND a lawyer, just like real women are - Bratz are just male porn fantasies given to children.

July 17, 2008 3:26 PM
 

km said:

First of all, I don't have daughters.  I have two sons (and a husband) who are super into all things comics and Star Wars (so much so, our 3rd son's middle name is Hawkeye).  That being said, if there were, say, a Batman Ken, I don't think the boys would even want it.  It wouldn't have the correct "action figure pedigree", if you will.  

Secondly, was it an episode of "Robot Chicken" with the skit about a guy doll on a dating show with a Barbie doll and a Bratz doll...Funny stuff!  

July 17, 2008 7:07 PM
 

trix said:

I would totally buy a Black Canary Barbie if I had daughters. I have boys and they love JLA. That said, I have a friend that collects Barbies and goes to church and I will probably buy it for her.

July 19, 2008 12:46 AM

About Brett Singer

Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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