You watched the videos. You bought the shirt. Yet your support for Democrat Barack Obama feels incomplete.

Since you didn't actually make it to any of his arena events -- and even if you did, you didn't likely make it up front -- there's a hole in your campaign supporter portfolio. What Political Nanny is trying to say is that Barack Obama, perhaps the next president of the United States and quite possibly your favorite candidate ever in a political contest, has yet to kiss your baby.

Take matters into your own hands. It'll be easier than you think.

In three easy steps, you can send Barack your baby. There's even a website with detailed instructions: sendbarackyourbaby.com 

1. Pack baby in a well-padded box.

2. Baby accepts kiss.

3. Baby returned in self-address box within 14 business days.

Campaign complete! 

Hey, it's gotta be safer than passing the baby over the mosh pit as has become the case (see pic!).

Photo: obamamessiah.blogspot.com