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Billy Ray Cyrus: My Daughter’s Nudity is Like Stomping in Poop

Posted by Cole Gamble

Wha??

 

Billy Ray, he of the ever expanding soul patch, made his first public statements about his daughter Miley’s photo shoot debacle on the ‘Today’ show. And artfully enough, he was able to employ a poop metaphor.

 

According to Billy Ray, he was as surprised as everyone else to see Miley’s revealing photos, but figured there was little to be done about it.

 

My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks. so I was just, 'OK, this happened. We got to deal with it.'"

 

When asked why he then posed shirtless with his daughter draped on top of him in a midriff baring top, Billy said "I'm sorry, if I offended somebody. That's just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot." I don’t think your helping your cause here, Billy.


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About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble is a writer in the environs of Portland, Oregon where he has two children, one he calls “Jillian” and the other he simply refers to as “The Beef.” His revolutionary parenting technique is a three-pronged system consisting of A) wrestling children for fun and profit; B) convincing his daughter she is a robot; and C) resisting the urge to beat up other four-year-olds when they tease his kids. Propagation of aforementioned children was assisted by his wife, Nicole, who is gorgeous but ironically hates being photographed. His writing has appeared in print, on various Internets and been transmitted into the air through the magic of the radio. Currently he is working on an evil self-help book titled Improve Your Life Or Die.

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