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You're too pregnant. Can I bang someone else?

Posted by Brett Singer

Yo! You lookin' kinda chunkified, ya know? Can I bang your sister?I think my head just exploded.

Over on Yahoo!'s new site Shine, someone in the "Love + Sex" section posted a query:

"Will U allow your husband 'eat out' while U are pregnant ?"

Now, before you jump to conclusions… well, go ahead. Jump. But read this first:

"A friend of mine is seven month pregnant now. As her figure is out and not convenient to perform sex, her husband request to have sex with somebody else !!!!!"

Oh, would I love to have a tape of that conversation. 

"She is now very unhappy about it................."

Ya think?

"If this happen to U , what would U do ???"

In one sense, this guy might have the biggest cojones on the planet. In another, more realistic sense, he might be the biggest a-hole ever to crawl out of the ooze, bonk a woman on the head and start procreating.

So what would you do?

image: Orbitcast 

Note: to the best of my knowledge it wasn't Andrew Dice Clay who said this, but his photo seemed the most appropriate. 


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Comments

 

Maeby said:

let him then leave him. if he's that much of an ahole when you're carrying his child then he's going to be that much of an ahole or even more the rest of your life. why bother wasting your time?

June 7, 2008 8:58 AM
 

jacfu said:

If my husband even so much as suggested it, that would be grounds for divorce right there. You don't get married then be with other people. That kind of defeats the whole point of marriage.

June 7, 2008 9:21 AM
 

sparkiy said:

Before or after I broke his nose?

June 7, 2008 10:16 AM
 

OddMomOut said:

I wouldn't continue being married to or dating someone who would have the disrespect to ask a question like that.

June 7, 2008 12:19 PM
 

Cassie said:

Why doesnt he just go to a Jack Shack liek all the other men do?  The biggest excuse is the wife is pregnant or just had a baby.  Scumbags.  I hoep they get little warts on their teeny thingies.

June 7, 2008 12:48 PM
 

Kristin said:

Gross. I think I'd let him do it and then put his clothes on the driveway, run over them, and change the locks on the house.

June 7, 2008 5:33 PM
 

barmy said:

My husband was all over me when I was pregnant because he thought I was so sexy. Some sort of cave man "me get woman pregnant, me big man" kinda thing was going on (not that I minded!).

'Unhappy' would definitely be an understatement had he asked me if he could have sex with someone else. I'd probably stick a fork in his sensitive spots...and prevent this happening to the next poor woman.

June 8, 2008 11:32 AM
 

Betsy said:

My husband was way too busy, if you know what I mean, taking care of my needs at that special point in my pregnancy to share himself with anyone else. What most men need is a break, not another woman.

June 8, 2008 2:16 PM
 

leahsmom said:

because, you know, a woman's only job is to fit into some bizarre fantastical conception of "lookin' good" to keep her man happy!

June 9, 2008 12:40 PM

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Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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