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Preventing "Elvis Pilot Inspektor": When Bad Names Happen to Good Babies

Posted by Amy Kuras

 The sensible Swedes strike again! We've written before about the fact that every baby's name has to be registered with Swedish tax authorities, and it can shoot down a baby's name if it's just too silly.  

Their latest victim? Parents who want to name their five-month-old baby girl Elvis. As in hunka hunka burnin' love Elvis.

The parents reportedly considered it a name that's "both pretty and gender-neutral" and are not Elvis fans at all. I've gotta wonder if maybe just messing with the Skatterverket (the Tax Authority's name) has become a sport for bored or daring Swedish parents. After all, a couple successfully appealed the tribunal's rejection of the name Mettalica for their daughter, and a change in the law was suggested to help a couple who wanted to name their child Superman.

Honestly, I wish we had such a thing here. And I volunteer to be in charge of it. My kids have traditional old person names that fit them well, and that pass the all-important Supreme Court Justice test. I hate, HATE, trendy names (stop with the Caden, Braden, etc., people), "creative" spellings (Xavier does NOT start with a Z!) and just plain goofiness (Pilot Inspektor? Really?).

Your kid's name is not your chance to make a little joke, express your creativity or reaffirm your trendiness. It's how they identify to the world, and a prime opportunity to learn the Not About You lesson of parenthood.






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Comments

 

John Rhodes said:

I thinl Michael, Thomas are good names.

June 5, 2008 5:23 PM
 

Sue said:

I'm usually a rabid individual rights-type person but I'll make an exception here and vote for you to be the Name Police. I'm weary of the extra vowels or y's or gratituitous extra "n's" that people insert into their children's names. Really people? Maaduhsynn?

June 5, 2008 5:25 PM
 

Treespeed said:

I'll only vote for you if you recall all of the Neveahs.

June 6, 2008 2:53 AM
 

LeighS said:

And I will be your second-in-command. Personal pet-name-peeves? Surnames given to girls; sorry, but "Harrison" and "Millar" are LAST names, not first names for daughters. Any kind of "creative" spelling: Aydin, Marri, etc. Anything too nature-y, Rainbow, Sierra, Sequoia...names made from a combo of the mom's and dad's name. This falls under the "creative" title. Anyone that REALLY wants to laugh should look at this website:notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames

June 6, 2008 10:23 AM
 

leahsmom said:

I wonder if the people who give their babies names like this think that our "normal" names are stupid and offensive? Maybe Neveah's mom or Braden's dad really hate the names Michael, Thomas, Jane and Mary?  I just don't really think anyone else's name is any of my business.

June 6, 2008 10:33 AM
 

PunkRockNanny said:

I can't help but be "offended" by this post. I'm certainly no Tom, Dick, or Harry. I'm no Ashley, Brittney, or Alexis. My parents named me Asia. Not after the continent, but after that oh-so-awesome 80's Rock Band.

Did I get teased? You bet I did. So did Ashley. So did Brittney and Alex and Samantha. Kids can attach "butt", "poop", and "stupid" to anything. People that attack names usually like to add the little clause "But, all the kids in school are going to make fun of them!". And here are adults with blogs and communities dedicated to taking the piss out of kids with silly names.

I love my name. It's awesome. How many other "Asia"s were named after the band?

But, I'll agree with you that naming your daughter "Elvis" is never a good idea. And Pilot Inspektor? Really? What was that guy thinking? But, if the parents have put honest thought into a name, I think it's really up to them and it's not our place to judge.

June 6, 2008 4:41 PM
 

meera said:

What about 'ethnic' (for lack of a better word) names?  Do you hate those too?  America isn't just made up of white people any more, my friend.  Not everyone wants to name their kid after Supreme Court Justices.  At least not until there is a little more diversity among them.  I suppose this was just meant to be a 'funny little post' but your narrow view of things is a little astounding.  And disappointing.  

June 10, 2008 10:10 AM
 

Fuschiafinn said:

Um... Meera? You seem disproportionately angry. No one is insulting specific races or cultures except you. I'm rather disturbed actually, that you are making racial and cultural assumptions about the poster and everyone else who has commented.

The idea is not to have a homogeneous set of names for all children. But for the love of all that's holy, it is the kid's name, not the parents'. Some people seem determined to name their child, not intending to give the kid a good start or a link to a proud past but to outdo their neighbors in sheer audacious oddity.

June 11, 2008 9:47 PM

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