Well at least the money will go to a good cause… $15,000,000. Get a feel for all those zeroes. Let them roll around in your mouth. This according to highly revered journalistic resource, TMZ, is the current bid being tossed at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for exclusive pictures of their “are-they-born-yet-or-not?” twins. If this figure holds, it will far eclipse the amount offered for Jolie-Pitt’s first biological child, Shiloh, who rakes in a paltry 4.1 million. At this rate of monetary appreciation, pictures of their next kid should be worth 22.5 mil, or 55 million if they score twins again. No wonder they keep having kids, they’re birthing’ their way to an easy retirement.
About Cole Gamble
Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.
