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Does your mom really love you?

Posted by Brett Singer

QuizBefore you spend too much money on a Mother's Day gift, don't you want to know whether or not your mom really loves you?

If so, try this helpful quiz! You'll get a score that tells you whether or not mom loves you. Handy!

The results are mildly amusing. For example, in response to the question, " When you give your mom a gift, what does she do with it?" 67% said "She treasures everything for sentimental value," and 9% answered, "She gives it back to you as your birthday gift the next year." (So go ahead and get her that bowling ball even though she doesn't bowl – you'll just get it back!)

One question not asked: when you gave your mother plastic surgery for Mother's Day, did she disown you?

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Comments

 

anonymous said:

You know I never wondered about this question until I visited a woman I used to babysit for and while admiring my son, she started complaining about how both of her kids were duds-- one was boring and the other was weirdo!

May 9, 2008 9:36 PM

About Brett Singer

Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, sports for Go2.com (a text messaging company) and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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