Just one little favor can earn you an extra $5000. You don't even have to have sex with the former governor of New York. But what you do have to do may be even more repellent.
In honor of National Pickle Month, which is May, in case you didn't already know, Vlasic is sponsoring a contest. Given how much pregnant ladies crave pickles -- I didn't but there might be a few out there -- Vlasic will award a $20,000 savings bond to a baby born in May. Which is dang nice of them.
If you'd like Vlasic to kick in another $5K, all you have to do is give the tot the middle name "Crunch." It's up to you to decide if your kid's dignity is worth it.
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