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Butt Cream for Your Face

Posted by Madeline Holler

Want face cheeks as soft as a baby's butt cheek? Of course you do (only without the diaper rash). Women in the U.K. have been applying an all-natural baby butt cream to all cheeks concerned and makers of the product can't keep it in stock.

Women there have been stampeding the stores in search of a $4 pot of Waitrose's Baby Bottom Butter, after comments about the stuff's alternative uses -- on mom's face, not just baby's behind -- began appearing on parenting websites.

Here's what they've been saying:

"I have been using it constantly for 2 weeks now and my skin now has the smoothest texture, which I don't think it's had since prepubescence.

"And it makes my foundation look super dewy and youthful too. It is SO much better than all the expensive face creams I have tried - including Creme de la Mer."

Ingredients include olive oil, camomile and lavender. 

A cosmetic surgery expert is skeptical, reminding women that this isn't the first cream touted as a miracle (apparently Prep H gets smeared on faces for a younger look). He also says women who have babies are younger, therefore there skin is too. Ha! If only ...

 

Photo: Daily Mail 

 

 


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Comments

 

Surfer Jay said:

Awesome! Give me some butt cream to slap on my face. And I use to get mad when people called me butt face... At least now it will be a smooth butt face.

I think I'll get some for my woman, and boy. Hey, thats two presents in one! It gets better and better. Thanks.

April 19, 2008 5:40 PM
 

nas said:

you gus are fucking stupid

May 15, 2008 7:03 PM
 

afifa said:

the baby is cute

May 15, 2008 7:05 PM

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