Finally someone has written a book to help young children explain Mommy’s bandages!
Author Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a board-certified plastic surgeon, wrote the book “My Beautiful Mommy” to help explain Mommy’s new flat tummy and prettier nose. Assuming one is on board with teaching kids that women need surgery to be acceptable (because you aren’t ok if you’re not beautiful like a MILF), imagine the crop of young girls with eating disorders we’re creating here. Imagine the straight boys who will be trained to hate any woman who isn’t young, firm, and pretty.
Mommy makeovers are increasingly popular (the combination tummy tuck and breast augmentation), and the good doctor saw an increasing number of women coming into his offices children in tow. So writing this book was a service.
How else would one explain Mommy’s inability to lift anything or her need to stay in bed, or her self-hatred?
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