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Mr. T Brings Kid Out Of Coma With Pure Awesomeness

Posted by Cole Gamble

Never again deny the power of the “T”. Mr. T has battled many a righteous foe in his time-- international terrorists, Rocky Balboa, pity-worthy fools who don't treat their mama right...

 

 

 

—but I bet you didn't know he also wrestled persistent catatonia AND WON! If you are planning on having your kid slip into a coma in the near future, make sure to get B.A. Baracus on your speed dial.

This story is all according to the T-man himself, so take it as you will. Apparently during T's heyday in the mid-80's this kid fell into an unconscious state. The only time the boy made any kind of response was when Mr. T's name was mentioned. When Mr. T happened to be in town, the boy's family got a hold of him and asked if he would drop by the hospital for a visit. Upon Mr. T's arrival the boy snapped out of the coma and “hollered out”.  The article doesn't say what happened after, but I like to think the boy started breakdancing, doing a little robot followed by the worm, and then he and Mr. T went on to solve crimes.

If you are wondering whether I'm going to make the obvious '"Mr. T can bring a kid out of a coma, why can't he do it for his career'"joke, the is answer is no--no I won't.


Comments

 

K said:

I thought it was Boy George that did that!

Snapping kids out of comas was all the rage in the 80s.

April 7, 2008 11:28 AM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

Mr. T cured my low-grade kleptomania. I call him Dr. T now.

April 7, 2008 11:36 AM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble is a writer in the environs of Portland, Oregon where he has two children, one he calls “Jillian” and the other he simply refers to as “The Beef.” His revolutionary parenting technique is a three-pronged system consisting of A) wrestling children for fun and profit; B) convincing his daughter she is a robot; and C) resisting the urge to beat up other four-year-olds when they tease his kids. Propagation of aforementioned children was assisted by his wife, Nicole, who is gorgeous but ironically hates being photographed. His writing has appeared in print, on various Internets and been transmitted into the air through the magic of the radio. Currently he is working on an evil self-help book titled Improve Your Life Or Die.

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