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Is There Homework at Poop School?

Posted by Madeline Holler

Who here has ever had their potty training efforts thwarted by the sudden, unexpected and unneccessarily loud flush of an automatic toilet? (Meeeeeeee!) There my kid was balanced carefully atop what appeared to be a six-foot-high bowl of porcelein when, out of nowhere, the earth shook, water gushed, all so forcefully it created an draft that no doubt made her feel she was about to be sucked in. Screams! Tears! Even her big sister was moving in to save her from the fate of the toilet monsters.

Annnnd, we we were back in diapers.

Things worked out eventually (so to speak), but apparently we were some of the lucky ones. An automatic flushing incident launched a two-year battle for another mom and her daughter, who, only after attending "poop school" in Boston, was finally able to live the carefree life of a girl in all-cotton Dora briefs.

Poop school was a six-week program that has helped at least 450 kids to finally go on the potty. Most kids are holding back (and many are holding in! Most wind up at the school due to constipation) because they've become afraid -- either from a scary incident or parental control or whatever. 

From CNN.com

[The nurse] uses books, music and art to help the students overcome their fear of using the toilet. She helps them set small, realistic goals. For instance, she said, week one involved just sitting on the toilet for five minutes. She encourages positive reinforcement and simple rewards such as extra playtime with Mom or Dad.

One mom said it was like going to Betty Ford, as she finally had the chance to talk about her own potty training issues (anger, etc.).

Anybody try poop school for their kids? Did it work? Is it true: no one ever goes to Kindergarten in diapers? I feel like someone's got a story out there that dashes that received wisdom. 


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Comments

 

Sue said:

POOP SCHOOL?  What ever happened to good ol' fashioned bribery?

March 26, 2008 3:47 PM
 

Keri said:

I once read in a parenting magazine about a mother who kept a pad of post-its in her purse to cover the automatic sensors on those toilets... I'm never that organized, but you can also just cover the sensor with your hand until your little one is done doin' the business.

March 26, 2008 4:00 PM
 

cooper1178 said:

Sue - that's what I used, huge fan of it.  But even as adult, being caught off guard and before you're done by the autoflusher is startling and unsettling.  I can't imagine what it could do some little ones, I'm guessing there is no amount of bribery that would get them past that.

March 26, 2008 4:25 PM
 

Jen said:

A piece of toilet paper covering the sensor also does the trick.  These automatic flushers are evil.

My almost-5-year-old would NEVER poop in a toilet with an automatic flusher.  She'll briefly sit up there to pee, then quickly jumps down and covers her ears.  

My 3-year-old is not similarly terrified, thankfully.

March 26, 2008 4:29 PM
 

kate said:

It's funny...automatic toilets and hand faucets almost never work for me.  When they first started becoming popular, I had a complex, like maybe it was like a vampire not being able to see it's reflection in a mirror.  

The toilets weren't so bad, because there's usually a manual flush also.  But then, to not be able to wash my hands...

March 26, 2008 6:31 PM
 

chyna823 said:

My 4-year-old always thought the automatic toilets were pretty awesome ("Mommy! It does by itself!"). Her younger sister is a little more skittish though, so I'm wondering if she won't be quite as impressed.

March 26, 2008 7:11 PM
 

erin said:

My 7 year old still makes me cover the sensor.  It seems so ridiculous.  I guess I should just be glad we didn't have to go to poop school....

March 26, 2008 8:24 PM
 

Cassie said:

My god.  Now people are too lazy to teach their kids to use the toilet.  Start training them for poop at about 6-7 months and they will train for pee in about a week around age 2.  Easy as pie.

March 26, 2008 8:46 PM
 

Sue said:

I agree, cooper1178. I guess I was just thrown by the name of Poop School. It sounds gauche. Why not something more classy, like Colon College? Just sayin'

March 26, 2008 11:37 PM
 

Celina said:

I never thought of covering the sensor! Thanks.

March 27, 2008 12:29 AM
 

nic said:

cassie, so right.  my baby started right away knowing where poop goes.  It is very easy.  parents might want to go to poop school and learn how to not rely on diapers for years.  Good for child, environment, and pocket too.

March 27, 2008 2:19 PM
 

Alice said:

My 4 year old was terrified of the auto potty in Denver airport at age 3 when he had just potty trained a couple of months before his birthday. His first experience was so traumatizing he held everything in and cried for an hour and refused to go for HOURS till we landed back in dallas and could go at home. It was horrific. Luckily he didn;t transfer the fear to all potties just the auto ones and even now at 4 he is petrified of them and he will cower and shake while he is going if he suspects its an auto. I do cover it with a piece of paper to help him. I hate those potties! I feel sorry for kids and parents who have had setbacks bc of this....it is a real fear for some kids.

March 29, 2008 11:03 PM

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