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Mouseblog Part 2-Welcome to Schlepcot

Posted by Brett Singer

Disney, Day Two (click here for Day One)

Epcot

If Walt Disney had been a borscht belt comedian he might have called this place Schlepcot, because walking is definitely something you do a lot of here. Not that I'm complaining: regular movement definitely helps to offset the enormous quantity of fried foods and beef that I expect to consume over the next couple of days.

I'd never been to Epcot. The Michael Jackson attraction is gone (shocking, I know), but there are a tremendous amount of way cool things to see. It's different from The Magic Kingdom - less to do, but also less overwhelming and (I think) less crowded.

 


First stop is Spaceship Earth, which is housed in this giant golf ball looked thing (OK, a "geosphere") that is the main image I have of Epcot. It starts out as a ride, giving you a tour of technological milestones through the ages. Then you're asked a few questions about how you like to vacation – marketing data, anyone? – and are presented with a personalized account of what your future will look like, complete with a photo of you (well, your head pasted onto an animated body). It's cute, informative, and fun.

Before being dumped into a gift shop, you get to visit "Project Tomorrow: Inventing the World of Tomorrow" which is so cool that it makes you wonder why Disney doesn't make better video games. There's a 3D surgery simulation that's so nifty I might have gone to medical school if I'd seen it when I was younger, and a digital shuffleboard game that aims to teach you about energy conservation – push the wind power icon onto a town that has high power needs, that sort of thing. It's sponsored by Siemens, an engineering company.


Then we hit Innoventions, a nice indoor exhibit. The first stop is the Test The Limits Lab, sponsored by Underwriters Laboratory, or UL. What's that, you ask, and why does it sound so familiar? Well, it's on every piece of electronic equipment you own. UL is a non-profit organization that tests whether or not various products are safe. So basically it's an entire exhibit showcasing product safety testing. It, too, is really cool. Really.

Then it's time to learn about recycling, in an exhibit sponsored by Waste Management, another "hey, I've heard of them" company, although this time it's a tad more obvious what it is they do. Your "team" moves an extremely heavy wheelbarrow through ultra high-tech interactive exhibits that show you what can be done with your trash. Again, informative and trés cool.

A short line later and its time for Fantastic Plastics, where you design and name a robot, then run a race – literally running on a pad, with your speed matched by your on-screen creation. Afterwards everyone gets a plastic robot to assemble.


We also spend time at "The Seas With Nemo and Friends", which is basically a mini aquarium, and see Turtle Talk With Crush. The surfer-accented Finding Nemo character is animated and yet responds to audience questions, which is a nifty bit of "imagineering."

 

Thing 2 is exhausted and conks out in the stroller with little resistance, so I take him back to the room while the wife and Thing 1 wait on a ludicrously long line for Soarin', which Thing 1 later says is worth the wait. (At 2+ hours for a 4-minute ride, the wife is less inclined to agree.) On my way back, with Thing 2 sacked out in the stroller, there is a long stretch where we don't see anyone for a few minutes. French music is wafting through the breeze as I make my way towards the bridge that will take us back to the Beach Club. It's not reality, but it is a nice version of it.

Next: THE… MAGIC… KINGDOM…

photos from my camera phone


Comments

 

Tracey said:

Was that wait fast pass or stand by?  You have to use the fast passes.

March 24, 2008 1:46 PM
 

Floridian said:

EPCOT

Every

Person

Comes

Out

Tired

: )

March 24, 2008 7:58 PM

About Brett Singer

Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, sports for Go2.com (a text messaging company) and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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