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When Girl Scout Cookie Sellers Do It e-Bay

Posted by Jen Chaney

First Girl Scout cookies decided to get all health conscious on us, as Kelly told us last week. Now comes even more disturbing news: Some people are now selling Samoas, Trefoils and Thin Mints on e-Bay.

The Poop, the San Francisco Chronicle's baby blog, pointed out that several individuals are pushing Girl Scout cookies on the popular Internet auction site. Of course, the young members of this organization are not allowed to hawk their sugary wares online. Anyone who does so is clearly breaking the rules. But I take less issue with that than I do with adults re-selling the cookies themselves, which apparently is not unheard of.

Take a look at this posting. This guy wants $10.50 for three boxes of Tagalongs. Here is his justification for selling them: "These cookies are cookies that I purchased myself  to help out the Girl Scouts.  So this is my personal property. Since I cannot eat all myself I do sell all the extras I can.  So this is not against any rules the Girl Scouts have in place for there [sic] girls not allowed to sell on the Internet."

No. 1: Look at the guy's profile. He also is trying to sell boxes of Do-Si-Dos, Samoas, Thin Mints, Cinna-Spins and Lemonades. Dude, buy fewer cookies. Obviously you can't eat this many by yourself unless you're trying to gain weight for an important role in a Martin Scorsese movie. There is no reason to buy this many boxes and sell the extras on e-Bay unless your MO from the beginning is to make a little cash off the Girl Scouts.

No. 2: Actually, this is against an important rule the Girl Scouts have in place. I refer to their Web site, where it explictly states: "Only Brownie and Junior Girl Scouts and Girl Scouts 11-17 may sell Girl Scout cookies." Call me crazy, but I have a sneaking suspicion this guy is not in the Brownies.

No. 3: If you genuinely overbought and just want to get back the money you spent, then sell them to a friend for the same amount you paid. No one auctions anything unless they are hoping to score at least a little more than the asking price.

I mean, what's next? Ttrick-or-treating for Unicef via Friendster? Selling Boy Scout merit badges on Craig's List?

What a world. I tell you, it's enough to make me eat three whole boxes of Do-Si-Dos. If only I knew where to buy them...

Photo Credit: Girl Scouts of America Via The Boston Herald


Comments

 

Rebecca said:

Okay, I am the "cookie manager" for my daughter's Brownie troop.  Here is the scoop: all troops must purchase cookies by the case.  For example if you sell only ONE box of the crappy sugar free chocolate chip cookies, you must purchase 12 from Council.  They are like the mafia; they do not care if you can sell them or not.  As I am writing this, I have $150 worth of girl scout cookies sitting in my kitchen.  Now it is my responsibility to sell them and recoup the money.  Did I know this when I signed up to help?  No.  I can see why this guy is selling them.  I can't even give my girl scout cookies away at this point.  I am tired of nagging my friends, family and neighbors.  I would rather sell them on Ebay than go door to door pandering thin mints.  Just a FYI; my daughter is 6.  The girl scout council "suggested" that each girl set their sale goal at 145 boxes.  Yes, that is insane.  

March 18, 2008 2:03 PM
 

lovedannygansle said:

As a mother of a four-year-old girl, I'm already dreading the process of the GS cookies.  It is a racket, but I now know to run for the hills when the troop asks for someone to be "cookie manager".

Rebecca, if you were my neighbor, I'd purchase some from you.

Hope this "guy" is an abberation and this isn't a growing trend.  For what he's asking he doesn't seem to be making huge profits.  Not a savvy business man, just a man with poor judgement. Or maybe, he simply read the nutrition info on the back once he received them and came to his senses - do you have ANY idea how much fat is in those Somoas?

March 18, 2008 3:09 PM
 

Lin said:

We went through years of Girl Scouts. The sales expectations were ridiculous. In my experience the only ones who met them were girls whose parents took the forms to school and sold them to co-workers. We thought this was a bad idea and explained it to our daughter: she never sold more than 15 boxes, half of which were to us.

March 18, 2008 5:15 PM
 

Sarah said:

I'm a lifetime Girl Scout member, in graduate school now, and I hated cookie season. Even though people (including my parents) liked to buy cookies, I felt horrible hawking boxes of cookies all over the place. Only once did I ever sell a massive amount, 206 boxes to be precise. All the other years I would reluctantly get 20-30 boxes, if that.

While they are tasty, they're a pain.

March 18, 2008 5:38 PM
 

Maeby said:

sounds smart to me

March 19, 2008 9:45 PM
 

Ms. Anon said:

Girl Scouts make jack squat off of the cookies (individually and by troop, that is--another portion goes to the statewide councils).  To make enough money to significantly defray camp expenses (etc) they generally need to sell in the hundreds of boxes.  So consider adding $5 or so to the order--a check made out to the troop--which will net them as much as selling several dozen boxes would otherwise.

March 24, 2008 2:36 PM
 

Marne said:

If you have cases of Lemonades, I will totally buy them from you and take them off your hands! We didn't have any girl scouts selling in our area and I am craving them! marne@hotmail.com

March 25, 2008 11:10 PM

About Jen Chaney

Jen Chaney is the movies editor and a DVD columnist for washingtonpost.com. Her byline has appeared in The Washington Post, People magazine, USA Today and the Utne Reader as well as various other newspapers around the country. She is the mother of a one-year-old boy, who has not yet learned the word Xanadu. But he will. Trust us, he will.

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