Throw away the training pants, that Potty Training for Dummies book and the potty training chair. Gather up all your positive motivation training charts and build a bonfire in the front yard and then send that ridiculous potty training doll back to Dr. Phil.
Who knew that all it takes to inspire your child to use the toilet is a Japanese video with English subtitles about a domesticated family of singing tigers, a talking toilet, and colorfully animated urine rain drops and fecal matter kidney beans?
Potty Training in 3 Days? American Slackers. Try Potty Training in 2:34. Now I can get on board with that.
Spoiler Alert: Although this video will train your child to use the potty, the side-effect is that it will cause you to piss your pants.
Everybody sing, “Poo Poo, Come Out, Come Out, Ugghh, Ugghh, Ugghh, Ugghh …”
