Do you have about 70 extra tampons sitting around this Thanksgiving morning? I know I do. And I'm tired of just making wiener dogs and bridal gowns with them, so for this special occasion, it's the Tampon Turkey Centerpiece!

This festive, super-absorbent bird created by TamponCrafts.com can grace your holiday table, ready to amaze your family and sop up heavy gravy flow with just 47 steps, a hot glue gun, and some spray paint. "Your guests will have to look twice to realize this Thanksgiving centerpiece came out of a box – a Tampax box, that is," say the folks at TC. And if you're really in the holiday spirit, they have instructions for making tampon angels, snowflakes, and menorahs so you can get a head start on Christmas or Hanukkah.

Maybe you're not the crafty type, but at least take a minute to be thankful that sentences like "Cover back of tail with brown tampons" and "Glue 3 yellow tampons across base of neck" exist somewhere on the internet where they make complete sense in context.