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Your House Is a Minefield of Hazards For Your Baby

Posted by Kelly Mills

watch out for burns if you live hereThink you baby-proofed? Think again. (Ba ba buuuuum.) Parenting has a list of the most common causes of infant injury and death, which household items or practices are possible culprits, and how to make your home safe and secure for your little whippersnapper. It's a good list, but perhaps not quite comprehensive enough. So let's take a look at a few of these and add a couple cautions of our own.

Big Bad: Falls. Parenting lists insufficient baby gates, walkers, and leaving a carrier unattended as danger zones. We'd also like to remind you not to put your infant carrier on top of your car and drive off (did anyone NOT have that nightmare?) Also, don't dig a well in your living room unless you are looking for some media attention. 

Big Bad: Suffocation. Culprits include sleeping with the baby in your bed (it's okay co-sleepers, they advise attaching a crib to your bed,) a cluttered crib, and "coin-size" foods. Those of you on the coin-size diet will have to be especially careful. And we'd like to add that plastic bags do not make good sleep sacks, unless you have a preemie.

Big Bad: Drowning. Don't leave buckets of water around, skip bathing seats that give you a false sense of security, and be extra careful with kiddie pools (also known as "malaria breeding grounds.") We also want to remind you that the ocean is very deep and therefore potentially dangerous.

Big Bad: Fire and Burns. Danger lurks in too-hot water heaters, an outdated smoke alarm, and your morning cappucino. (Not the coffee! Say it ain't so!) I read somewhere that stoves and matches are also kinda hot. You should also be careful if you live inside a volcano, because one misstep and that lava spells disaster.

Be safe now.  


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Comments

 

sumoo said:

I know these lists sound silly sometimes, but the day I read little Leah's story I found myself pushing the baby tub far, far away from the tap.  Maybe I would have figured that one out on my own eventually, but I'm still grateful for the heads up, and so sorry for  their tragedy.

November 14, 2007 9:42 PM
 

Autumn said:

People are indeed morons.  I have an educated, 40-something friend who set up the playpen close enough to a table that her baby pulled a plugged in lamp into it to play with!  The other kid went and got the mom to tell her!  They cal poison control at her house once a month.  She "cant find cabinet locks that fit" and "cant remember to buy outlet covers".  

November 16, 2007 2:50 PM
 

Jessica said:

Don't forget cliffs. Also dangerous.

November 18, 2007 12:24 AM

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