Oh, Diego, I'm so very disappointed. You see, I've been prepared to try to actually like you, since you do seem marginally less annoying than Dora. And, jaguars! We like jaguars (though the automobile kind are horribly expensive to maintain...you can tell anyone that who thinks they want one. My advice about that is...don't.), yes indeed we do. But the lead, the lead kills...
Though parents are warned! to keep everything in perspective! because the lead in toys is still minimal compared to all that damn lead paint in those peeling flaking windowsills in your house!
But still, Diego has to Go! Go, Diego, Go! And take your 38,000 Fisher-Price Animal Rescue Boats with you! (Ooh! rescuing animals with BOATS! AWESOME! I think I like you again!) And it squirts water! I think I'm in love...
(And then everyone say, all together: "Poor Mattel...")
Have one of these? Then you paid about $15 for it, and can get it alllll back by contacting Fisher-Price with your tale of woe. Woe, Diego, woe.
