Whenever
I'm set to arrive at the Holiday Inn, I always have my help call ahead
and make sure my room is ready for my arrival with running water, at
least two clean towels, and one of those fancy paper strips over the
toilet. I thought I was being a ball-buster until I saw Jennifer Lopez' list of demands for the London hotel she recently checked into.
Among
the necessities that Lopez apparently can't do without are soft-baked
chocolate chip cookies, candles by Jo Malone in either grapefruit or
lime blossom, white or red roses or white lilies, fruit platters,
veggie platters and two humidifiers. These are just a few of the
things - see the full list below; after I read it I vowed never to feel
bad about asking the hotel for an extra roll of toilet paper again.
And in case there's any doubt that Lopez is pregnant,
in addition to the cookies mentioned above she also requests sour cream
and onion potato crisps, spicy brown mustard, jelly and M&Ms.
Pregnancy confirmed - everyone knows this is the standard hourly intake
of a gestating woman.
Did you get all that? Famecrawler also reminds us that:
