Whoops,
I mean starlets, not harlots. Nicole, Lindsay, Britney and Parasite
aren't safe from this upcoming project by the same executive producer
behind the new Anna Nicole Movie, Joe Nasser.
When pressed about the legalities of this venture, he told the LA Times:
"As long as we stick to the truth,
we're in good shape." He said the movie will be about "real people" and
based on "the public record."
So
basically Nasser is retelling all the crap we've been reading for years
on Perez Hilton.com. The cameras will be rolling in October and the
film is yet to be cast.
Vodkarella's predictions? Dakota Fanning as Lindsay. *shudder.*