I am SO glad that Nickelodeon has my kids' best interests at heart. After all, who would know more about kids than a kid's TV station? But get this: now Nickelodeon is telling kids to TURN OFF the TV! How can that be? I thought, like, their business was TV; why would they want us to turn it off?
Strange but true...Nickelodeon is "joining
the fight against childhood obesity by encouraging kids to turn
off the TV." Yay Nickelodeon! How altruistic! They care! Yes, on September 29, Nickelodeon and its sister
stations, including Nicktoons Network, Noggin and Nick G.A.S.,
will go dark.
For THREE WHOLE HOURS.
(That's 1/8 of a day)
While most kids are at school or napping.
Way to go, Nickelodeon! Show us how you care! Show us your sacrifice! (Just not during Prime Time)
Oh, and when the lights come up again? There'll be a Sponge Bob Marathon. In case you're in withdrawal or something.