I know what you're thinking - this is another Britney Spears story - but alas, no.  What we have here may be the direct result of too many Brit stories floating around the blogosphere: The (inevitable?) if-she-can-do-that, surely- I-can-get-away-with-this! mentality. It would certainly be less shocking - pedestrian, even - if this was another tale of Britney's stupidity.  If only...

Being whacked-out on sleeping pills and Percoset and itching for something to do, Holly Schnobrich promoted her 5-year-old son to the station of private chauffer - I can only assume she was heading out to get her head shaved - and shamelessly admitted doing so to local police.  A neighbor called the cops while watching Holly and her sons zoom out of their driveway.  Though Holly insisted that her son was "a good driver," she was arrested anyway, and booked for two counts of felony child endangerment and misdemeanor public intoxication.

No word on whether or not she was booked for driving her children crazy.