Behind every latest cultural phenomenon there's a much more humdrum reality, usually involving hard work, dedication, and a fascination with poop. Apparently this is the case with mannies, according to a great article by our very own badass SAHD Mike. Mannies, (aka male nannies) for the most part don't spend their days servicing busy moms and playing savior to precocious children. They do, well, what nannies do: care for the kids, change diapers, take trips to the park, and probably use naptime to watch some bad television.

All the mannies in the piece clearly love kids, and they may be able to offer a slightly different childcare experience than their female counterparts. "Mannies say they try to care for their charges differently - providing trips to the auto shop or impromptu rock concerts - and some admit they've been hit on, but for most it's really about finding a job they love, not finding love on the job." So, you know, don't hire a manny thinking you are gonna get a little action on the side. I believe that's what paid escorts are for.