Why do I think Steve Jobs is doing a little happy dance right now? Because he's won built such an army of converts, some folks will even let their baby-making plumbing get operated on in exchange for an iPhone. Or at least one guy did. Spouses, take note: if your man refuses to fence in his little swimmers, perhaps you can entice him with the promise of a gadget. That's totally worth it, right?

Mr. Johnson's (hee hee) wife permitted him to keep the iPhone he bought without permission if he agreed to take his man parts under the knife for some hardcore family planning. But wait, it says he "underwent a vasectomy to get an Apple iPhone, following his wife's orders after a road trip with his kids to Boise, Idaho." You know, I think a road trip to Boise with the kids would have been all the motivation I needed for permanent sterilization. Perhaps he actually parlayed it into an iPhone in a sneaky way. Kudos, Johnson.