There's been a lot of talk lately about flying with babies. Ohh, it's so haaaard! They cry! They poop! They require entertainment! Can you drug them? Will you get kicked off the flight?
All good questions.
But all made moot by the unveiling of the single most helpful tip ever to arise in flying-with-baby history:
In-flight Wi-Fi.
Am I right or am I right? Everything else will simply fall by the wayside as you sit back, cocktail in hand, and serenely download porn read Babble, blithely unaware of any issues from the squirming Cheerio-encrusted toddler in the seat next to you.
You can visualize this, can't you? (See the nice lady in the photo smiling at her Macbook? Picture a toddler in the seat next to her, busily stuffing Cheerios into the seat pocket.) And you won't care one whit that it's only on a few airlines (American is coming on board with it, as well as Lufthansa and Quantas, you fly them all the time, right?) or that it's likely only on the biggest airplanes on transcontinental flights. Because all this boils down to one thing:
There is hope.