If you think your kid doesn't get enough love and praise from the grandparents, you could go that extra special step that says "I'm a great parent" by bestowing upon your seed a trophy -- a trophy for simply being born.

I'm not joking.

Thingamababy has a great smack down on companies that are marketing trophies for little belly busters -- or however they happened to arrive. It seems Babytrophy.com is marketing little bronze baby baubles to commemorate that special moment in time when your life changed forever -- you remember, that 72-hour stretch when you didn't sleep a wink and wondered A. what the hell you'd gotten yourself into and B. how many days the Safe Haven law is effective.

So yeah, get a trophy. For your child. Just don't forget to have an even bigger one molded for yourself. (Note: I'm a little bitter because no one gave me a trophy.)